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Mar. 12th, 2005

10:59 pm - WOOOOOOOO

I'm in Ft Lauderdale and I'm drunk! I went to a topless beach today and now I'm feeling lonely and in need of female attention. Somebody make me happy! Please!

Current Mood: drunkdrunk
Current Music: Crossfade - "So Far Away"

Jan. 6th, 2004

11:45 pm - Funny stuff

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Shawn Michaels Theme

Jan. 1st, 2004

02:26 am - A Look Back @ 2003

2003 In ReviewCollapse )

Current Mood: calmcalm
Current Music: Jin - "Learn Chinese"

Dec. 25th, 2003

12:43 am - To stick with the holiday season here...

As requested by Lacey:

(Rudolph sits in the doctors office.)

Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No its a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.

And another
Chris: I just want peace on earth, thats better than being selfish like Meg. So that means I should get more right?

((Peter bursts thru front door with a tree.))

Peter: Heres ur tree. Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up.
Lois: Before you sit down, we're due at Joe n Bonnies for egg nog.
Peter: Aww Lois, can't you tell them your mom died?
Lois: I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: Alright alright, i'll kill your mother.

Happy Holidays to all, keep safe n stuff...

Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Current Music: Jin - "Learn Chinese"

Dec. 23rd, 2003

07:24 pm - I'm just bored...

Stolen from Lacey which in turn is stolen from Maria...

End of the Year Survey...Collapse )

Current Mood: relievedrelieved
Current Music: Godsmack - "Moon Baby"

Dec. 14th, 2003

09:16 am - YAY

Turn on the news, we got him!

Breaking News: Saddam Hussein captured...

Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Offspring - "Come Out and Play"

Dec. 11th, 2003

10:34 pm - Weirdness yet amusing...

So i'm talkin to my friend Angela. She's an adopted korean girl and a good friend of mine.

She's going to Niagara University as an English Major and she just told me that she may be taking a Mandarin Chinese class next year.

Now I know it's nothing too big but I like to analyze things out sometimes and I just found this to be funny.

This is just what the world needs.

An Americanized Korean girl speaking Chinese hahahaha...

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Adema - "Let Go"

Dec. 8th, 2003

09:25 pm - Bored

[ Name ] James Paul Wong
[ Nicknames ] Paragon
[ Screen name ] AznParagon
[ Birthday ] 4-30-81
[ Age ] 22
[ Astrological sign ] Taurus
[ Chinese zodiac sign ] Cock... yes I'm a cock
[ Location ] Buffalo, NY
[ Sexual Preference ] women
[ Marital Status ] very single
[ Religion ] Baptist
[ Eye color ] dark brown
[ Height ] 5'9”
[ Shoe size ] 13
[ Parents still together? ] In spirit, dad watches us from heaven
[ Siblings? ] 4 sisters, 1 brother
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] 4 nieces, 4 nephews
[ Kids of your own? ] no
[ Pets? ] I got a turtle
[ In school/graduated? ] No school
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] Own
[ Have any credit cards? ] yes
[ What do you drive? ] 2000 Honda Civic

[ Color ] black, red, white, green, gold
[ Number ] 3
[ Animal ] Rottweilers
[ Vehicle ] Nissan Skyline GT-R R34
[ Scent ] girls
[ Shape ] circle
[ Drinks ] Moosehead
[ Pop ] Root beer, Loganberry, Pepsi
[ Candy ] Snickers
[ Book ] A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

[ Color your hair? ] Yes
[ Twirl your hair? ] No
[ Have tattoos? ] Not yet
[ Piercings? ] Nope
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] n/a
[ Drink/Smoke?] drink-sometimes, smoke-no
[ Like roller coasters? ] Sure
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] Toronto
[ Want more piercings? ] no
[ Like cleaning? ] Not really
[ Write in cursive or print? ] Print, usually all in caps
[ Carry a donor card? ] no
[ Swear a lot? ] Often, although I shouldn't... curses!
[ Own a web cam? ] no
[ Know how to drive? ] yes
[ Diet? ] Pfahahahahahah
[ Own a cell phone? ] yes
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] Never!
[ Habla Espanol? ] Parlez vous en francais?
[ Go to or plan to go to college ] Ehhhhhh its not for me
[ Wear hats? ] Only at work
[ Hate yourself? ] Nah, I'm a good shit.
[ Have an obsession? ] A couple
[ Collect anything? ] Nothing in particular
[ Have a best friend? ] Several...
[ Close friends? ] Several
[ Like your handwriting? ]Sure
[ Care about looks? ] Who doesn't?

[ Gotten a speeding ticket? ] Yes
[ DUI? ] Negative
[ Been in a wreck? ] Yes
[ Been arrested? ] Nope
[ Been in a fist fight? ] Several, never lost either heh...
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] No way, thats disrespectful from guy to guy
[ Stolen anything? ] yes
[ Held a gun? ] Nope
[ Drank? ] yes
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] I remembered my name, other stuff I forgot
[ Considered a life of crime? ] Hahaha who hasn't?
[ Considered being a hooker? ] Hmm well now that I think about it... nah, i'd be poor still.
[ Cheated on someone? ] no
[ Been married? ] nope
[ Cried over a girl? ] yes
[ Lied to someone? ] yes
[ Been in love? ] No
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] No way!
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] No :(
[ Been rejected? ] Oh just by everyone I've ever liked...
[ Been in lust? ] Nope
[ Used someone? ] Nope
[ Been used? ] Yup
[ Been cheated on? ] Never been with anyone to be cheated on with
[ Been kissed? ] No :(
[ Experimented with homosexuality? ] hell no, i'd stick a hot poker in my ass n chop my dick off before that would even become a consideration

[ Mood ] Bored
[ Music ] Clearmotive - "Boy Meets Girl, Hilarity Ensues"
[ Taste ] Squirt... mmm the taste of grapefruits
[ Hair ] Semi long
[ Annoyance ] sister
[ Smell ] Peanut butter
[ Thing I ought to be doing ] Not be at home on the computer
[ Windows open ] This and AIM
[ Desktop picture ] Who can't laugh at this? Just look at the name of the company
[ Book ] A Clockwork Orange
[ CDs in stereo ] Three Days Grace, LMF
[ Crush ] Same one for the past 4 years, just not as strong now a days... so basically nobody floats my boat right now
[ Favorite celeb ] Kristen Kreuk
[ Hate ] "Odd" couples
[ Job ] Asst Manager to Manchu Wok

[ Book you read ] "Have a Nice Day" - Mick Foley
[ Movie you saw ] 2 Fast 2 Furious
[ Thing you had to drink ] Lychee, lemon, cherry bubble tea
[ Thing you ate ] Chicken wings
[ Person you talked to on the phone ] Michelle
[ Drug ] I'm high on life!!!
[ Dream ] I have no dreams in life... only dreams for tomorrow...

[ Believe there is life on other planets? ] I can almost guarantee you that there is life on the planet England. :P
[ Believe in miracles? ] The way my life has been, no.
[ Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? ] Absolutely, i'm a faithful person... 100%
[ Consider yourself tolerant of others? ] Well why don't you tell me...
[ Consider love a mistake? ] no
[ Believe in astrology? ] Sure
[ Believe in magic? ] Only when Dave does it
[ Believe in God? ] yes

[ First crush ] High school... found out she had a 6th toe hahahaha, what a mistake of a crush that was... only to find out she hated me with a passion. Good times.
[ First kiss ] Has yet to happen... who wants their name to be in this spot?
[ Remember your first love? ] Has yet to happen...
[ Still love him/her? ] :(
[ Do you believe in love at first sight? ] Hmm... welp... hmm...
[ Do you believe in "the one?" ] yes
[ Have a secret crush? ] yea, well sorta, not a big secret, everyone including her knows... i think her bf knows too hahaha but thats ok, i'm not afraid of him cuz i know i could take him in a heart beat...
[ Do they know yet? ] Yea
[ Describe your ideal significant other ] 3 letters says it all... A-Z-N

Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated
Current Music: LMF - "yyyy"

Dec. 4th, 2003

11:16 pm - Stole this from Leona... I never have my own stuff anymore... I steal things

Your mind is never at rest. You are continually striving to influence all those about you. You have some excellent ideas but you persist in trying to persuade others just how great your ideas really are. Maybe you are trying too hard. Take it easy - remember, 'Everything comes to those who wait'.

You are a very warm and emotional individual but unfortunately in the past too many people have taken advantage of this sensitive trait. You need aesthetic surroundings, or an equally sensitive and understanding partner with whom to share a warm understanding.

The way things are, you feel that you are stuck in a rut and there is not much you can do about it. You feel frustrated and inhibited but if you can find a way to let yourself go, you may find that things aren't quite so bad as perhaps you thought they were. One consolation is that since you are an extremely emotional individual, with the right person you may be able to release some of that frustration and tension with some mutual tender loving care.

You are being unduly influenced by the situation that is all around you. You do not like the feeling of loneliness and whatever it is that seems to separate you from others. You know that life can be wonderful and you are anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to live it to the full. You therefore resent any restriction or limitations that are being imposed on you and you insist on going it alone.

You are anxious about all the limitations to which you are subjected to at this time. You feel that you are not valued for what or who you are. You need OUT. So why procrastinate any longer - MOVE!

What about you? Take the test. Colorgenics

Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: Evanescence - "Tourniquet"

10:48 pm - Stole this from Lacey, who in turn stole it from someone else...

I ____ Jimmy.
Jimmy is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Jimmy, I would _______.
I think Jimmy should _____.
Jimmy needs ______.
I want to ____________ Jimmy.
If I used one word to describe Jimmy, it'd be ______.
When I think of Jimmy, I think of _______.
Someday, I think Jimmy will ________.
My favorite memory of Jimmy is _________.
Jimmys best quality is________.
Jimmys worst quality is_______.

Til next time... this is...

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Socialburn - "Everyone"

Dec. 2nd, 2003

04:19 pm

Lois:>/b> Thank God Peter bought a supply of dehydrated meals before the blast.

((Peter finishes last box of dehydrated food.))

Lois: Peter, what're you doing? You just ate a years worth of food.
Peter: What a waste of money, i'm still hungry.

((Peter drinks a glass of water, hydrates the food and expands.))

Peter: Everyone leave, I have to poop..... NOW!!!

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Motorhead - "Evolution"

Nov. 30th, 2003

12:52 am - YAY!

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don’t miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t missed you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Only when I stop to think
About you, I know
Only when you stop to think
About me, do you know

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me

I hate
You hate
I hate
You love me

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you

Current Mood: lonelylonely
Current Music: Three Days Grace - "I Hate Everything About You"

Nov. 24th, 2003

10:12 pm - Tremendous~!!

So like my Colorado friend Torry, Jimmy is excited that its snowing outside! It was 70 freakin degrees yesterday, then it was 60 degrees this morning when I left for work... I walk out the door of the mall as I leave work and theres like an inch of snow on the ground, with 50 mph wind gusts and snow is falling sideways... Damn I love Buffalo!!!

Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Linkin Park - "My December"

Nov. 15th, 2003

10:17 pm - Blast! =)

Which Family Guy Character are you? Take the Quiz!

Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Trapt - "Headstrong"

Nov. 13th, 2003

01:54 am

Find your month; put a line through the characteristics that aren't you. then post it and the rest of the months for your lj friends


Me, i'm:

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.


Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but those not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive.Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


Taken from </a></b></a>invalidx

Hey Leona! Stole this from your page hah, hope you don't mind. :)

Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Current Music: Pillar - "Indivisible"

01:34 am - It's not a white thing, it's not an asian thing, it's all about the humor!

AznParagon: hey lets go horse riding
toi7i7y: ok
toi7i7y: you be the horse
toi7i7y: and i'll ride you

But I'm asian... curse! the rules! Haha... sorry Torry, I couldn't resist... too funny.

Current Mood: draineddrained
Current Music: Pillar - "Fireproof"

Nov. 9th, 2003

08:33 pm

Well I'm bored. I was checkin my info stuff for my LK and came upon an unknown identity who saved me as a friend... so I investigated. I saw, so I assessed the situation... I went to said persons page and saw a very attractive chinese girl... what a tremendous surprise :) That kinda brought me outta my bad day slump... well then, invalidx, since you took the liberty to save me as a friend, I shall do the same... leave me a comment or something, lookin fwd to hear from ya...

Current Mood: surprisedsurprised
Current Music: LMF - "WTF"

01:12 am - Happy for my friends... "why not me? I want that..."

Well then... all of my friends seem to be hookin up with people now and i'm still stuck in a fortress of solitude. Two of my close friends just got together with their Heathers and good for them. I figure if I can't live happily, my friends might as well. I've come to accept the fact that I may be unattractive to those of the opposite sex not because of my personality, but because of my appearance. Just when appearant defects can mean everlasting days of lonliness and those with an intelligent, entertaining, n pleasant mind are nothing more than alienated due to a disfigured appearance, we see ones true self and sometimes the truth can be deceiving. So it is written, so it shall come to pass... Quote the Raven... Nevermore.

Current Mood: lonelylonely
Current Music: Nickelback - "Someday"

Nov. 5th, 2003

04:05 pm - Canada!!!

Ohh Canada, my possible future home and native land... I think thats where I'm gonna be living if I ever leave Buffalo. It's close to home and people are so much nicer. If I had to choose, it'd definately be Toronto. A beautiful city with so many things to do there. But more importantly, sooooooo many chinese people up in there too! I'm sure my life wouldn't be so bad if I were living there. I even had a chinese girl from Toronto come up to me today and asked me for my number... since when does that happen?!?! No azn girls in Buffalo even wanna talk to me, let alone ask me for my number. F that, Canada is the way to go my friends. I definately need to move somewhere with a bigger azn population... or at least help Buffalo bring in more azns besides UB... hmm...

Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: Cold - "Suffocate"

Nov. 4th, 2003

09:34 pm

So in the past 29 days I've had one day off and that was yesterday. I've had no life for almost a month. What the balls?! I like the work but I miss my friends. I love being at work instead of sitting at home bored. But the day off was kinda awesome... a nice day of relaxation. Even tho I was out for most of the day. Started the day off by lunch with Greg at Hooters... always a fabulous time there. From there, went to pick up Jeremy Hudson and went to X-Sensuals to visit Nora at work... and to think, the girl that I met so many years ago, now working at a porno shop haha. How amusing. Hung out there for a lil while and bought Todds X-Mas gifts there... the things we do to this kid... poor Todd. Then I had to drive my mom to work and while I was there, I wanted to check out... "Fantawild, the premier in 4d entertainment." but I didn't get a chance to. Met up with Greg and Jeremy at the cemetary as we went to visit JFB and have a beer at his grave for his 21st bday ((even tho it was last month, I had to work 27 days in a row, didn't have time to do it)). Went and walked around the Blvd Mall for a lil bit and I had me some bubble tea :D YAY! Bubble tea rocks the body that rocks the party! Then the best part of my day... got a full length tour of the Flying Bison Brewery by my friend Dave Glor. Sampled some awesome beers, learned how to make beer... it was indeed a tremendous time. But then, my day had to end sometime... curses you, time! Ah well, it was a good day.

So now I just sit here all bored with nothing to do. Times like this I wish I had a gf... how sad, boring, and empty my life is. I need a girl... who wants to help me solve this problem?

Current Mood: exhaustedexhausted
Current Music: Jin - "Asian Gurlz"

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