(Rudolph sits in the doctors office.)
Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No its a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Chris: I just want peace on earth, thats better than being selfish like Meg. So that means I should get more right?
((Peter bursts thru front door with a tree.))
Peter: Heres ur tree. Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up.
Lois: Before you sit down, we're due at Joe n Bonnies for egg nog.
Peter: Aww Lois, can't you tell them your mom died?
Lois: I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: Alright alright, i'll kill your mother.
Happy Holidays to all, keep safe n stuff...